Get on it.
My roommate just farted himself awake from a nap. What’s the return policy on a puppy? Is two years too long?
Succulent success! I also finally started my herbs from seed. This summer is going to be delicious!
Killed two birds with one stone: labeled my bev so no one would commandeer it from the fridge AND made a stupid joke. Good one, me.
#tbt -babybub Archibald Leach. He’s an April puppy. I don’t remember which day exactly because our relationship is only platonic. #roommates #corgistagram
Celebrating my tax return with Kate Spade, TJ Maxx, and whoever tried to hide this beautiful wallet in the shampoo section. #imsorryimnotsorry
Found this blurry gem from a few weeks ago: the most radical dog in the world, wearing goggles, head out of the window.
Growing stuff! No filter needed.
Post-ham Easter corgi is wiped out. Better cuddle with the nana.
Say your prayers, bunny. It’s curtains for you! Ears first!
Pouting and generally searching the house for his girlfriend, Katie. I’m second fiddle now.
Dolphins jacket: Goodwill treasure find. Sneaker wedges: Target clearance. Day two with Slattery a smashing success!
Cuddling with the roommate.
Good to know that the carrier pigeon who was previously employed with delivering my text messages can finally retire.
Reasons to follow Maury: nerd makeovers. Can I submit myself?
Standard issue bullshit. For more of the same foolery head over to http://propstopops.tumblr.com/
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